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Drag Racing OFFLine
Given how fast the Internet works, most of you have heard that Drag
Racing Online might be off line for awhile, if not for good. As one
might say to a traffic judge, Guilty, but with an explanation.
Last year, the four in-house staff members voted when to take
a vacation and we agreed that beginning in April and up to a week before
the Labor Day Weekend and the NHRA U.S. Nationals, wed adjourn.
So there it is. Jeff and Kay Burk plan a tour of Europe this spring,
highlighted by stops in London, Dublin, Paris, Copenhagen, and Kosovo.
Their daughter, Casey, and her husband Adolfo are young parents and
will be busy with their two children, but will still find time for a
Princess cruise around the world before heading for home. Chris Martin
has joined with National Geographic magazine and will take part in a
special five-month South American jungle expedition in the mountain
highlands, starting off in LaPaz, Bolivia.
- AF
Force Team To Possibly Expand to 16 Cars
Make that 15 Funny Cars and one Top Fueler. Nine-time NHRA Winston
Funny Car champion John Force, stung by recent criticism over his stated
move to three Funny Cars, recently and calmly assessed the situation
and reportedly in a private conversation remarked, Im led
to believe that many of the Funny Car teams and some fans are unhappy
with my intended move to three cars. I know Ive got friends out
there, but I didnt know I had this many. In view of that, Im
going to quintuple that original number and give em 15 AA / Funny
Cars. How about that? After all, Im going for ole Gliddens
career record [85 NHRA national-event wins] and Im a goal-oriented
person. As of now, Ive contacted Prudhomme, Danny Ongais, Gene
Snow, the Mongoose, ole man Schumacher, ole man Dunn, Mike
Van Sant, Lil John Lombardo, Henry Harrison, Bob Pickett, Gary
Burgin, and my cousin Dave Condit to compliment me, Tommy Johnson, Jr.,
and Tony Pedregon. That extra spot will be me in a Top Fuel dragster.
I dont know how my fans or me can lose on this one. Ive
got the budget and it looks like the alternate list is going to get
a lot bigger before this years over.
(EDITORs NOTE: If Force brings this off by just one more
driver, he will tie Mickey Thompsons 30-year-old multi-car-team-at-one-event
mark. M / T had Ongais driving a 69 Mustang, Arnie Behling in
a 70 Maverick, Van Sant in a monocoque 70 Mustang, and Johnny
Wright in a Carroll Shelby-styled 70 Mustang at that years
NHRA Winternationals.)
- AF
Darlington Race Sets IHRA off on right foot
The recent IHRA Prolong Lubricants Winter Nationals at Darlington,
South Carolina proved to be one of the most successful starts yet for
the Norwalk, Ohio-based operation. All three days produced record crowds,
concessions boomed, and the television production went without a hitch.
IHRA president Bill Baders bold move of charging just $20 a day
to get in all three days was cited as a big factor in the full grandstands.
Darlington isnt the fastest track in the world, but no one seemed
to mind the lack of 300-mph runs for the Top Fuel. Rather they were
impressed more by the close competition and number of cars, not only
for Top Fuel, but all classes of competition. In fact, the car count,
according to IHRA insiders was way up over 1999. Jeff Burk
of Drag Racing Online stated that of all the winter races hes
attended this year - and that includes the NHRA Winternationals, Checker
/ Schucks / Kragen Nationals, and Gatornationals - the Darlington race
was by far the best. And like the thousands of other contented fans,
the stabbing deaths of six spectators and the injuring of 20 more after
the race, did nothing to dampen a happy weekend.
- AF
Bob Glidden forms IHRA Pro Mod Team
Agent 1320 has learned that Pro Stock legend Bob Glidden will return
to racing with an IHRA Pro Modified. Apparently Glidden was miffed that
NHRA racers John Force and Warren Johnson were close to eclipsing his
record of 103 combined NHRA and IHRA national event wins. Glidden reportedly
will be driving a Stu Evans Motorsports Cougar with a Jon Kaase 800
inch, nitrous injected, hemi-Ford under the hood.
With the experience my sons have running this combination I think
we have a chance to win them all, Glidden said. The Agent has
learned that Mike Sullivan has been retained as a second crew chief.
Mikes expertise with this kind of effort will be invaluable,
one team member told the Agent.
- AF
Nitrous Manufacturers Under Government Scrutiny
President Clintons drug czar Howard Collingwood recently delivered
a message that plainly did not bode well for drag racing nitrous oxide
system manufacturers. Collingwood was the guest speaker at a Dade County,
Florida anti-drug rally and breakfast on Monday, March 27, and said
that along with the usual demons of heroin, cocaine, and marijuana,
the government was seriously looking at regulating sales of what he
termed automotive performance stimulants such as nitrous oxide.
The czar advocated strict accounting procedures concerning amounts of
the gas a company has in stock, and full accounting of who buys it.
Collingwood was also adamant on who should buy it. After rapping anyone
who would dare inhale the substance, he declared, Personally if
it could be proven that one of these dealers sold to someone under 21,
Id advocate maximum prison time.
- AF
Scelzi, Bernstein, Schumacher Blow Up in Tests
The Winston team Top Fuel dragster of the Johnson Family with driver
Gary Scelzi, Kenny Bernsteins Bud King, and Tony Schumachers
1999 Winston Championship Exide Batteries dragsters, all stayed behind
after the Mac Tools Gatornationals, to test at Gainesville Raceway on
Tuesday. All three teams were reportedly testing with loads of nitro
to quote one competitor, that hovered around 80-percent.
The object was obviously to see if competitive elapsed times could be
maintained with a lower equipment-saving load. Based on what happened,
the answer was a resounding NO. The three cars made three runs apiece
and on all nine runs, the engines fireballed ala Mount Saint Helens.
On Bernsteins final run, the engine actually left the chassis
and bounced into the infield. Gainesville Sun scribe Norm Froscher
said the mood was very grim and when he asked Bernstein what this carnage
meant, the king scowled, Fool, Aprils gonna be a tough month.
- AF
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