OK, we admit that the May Back Door photo was an inside joke. If you know Chris Martin, this was an easy one; if you had no idea who the guy behind the bar was, you were at a disadvantage. As Martin said in his May 17th Chronicles, he headed back to Los Angeles. To have a little extra travelling money he WORKED AT A BAR part-time for about three weeks. (Talk about having the fox guard the hen house!) We couldn't resist sharing the sight of Martin tending bar with the rest of the world.

"Berserko" Bob Doerr was the fastest finger to hit the "send" button with the correct answer that, "Martin is on the wrong side of the bar!"

We had some other equally correct answers, some very creative ones and even a few captions. We share them now.

"I'm telling you guys -- hair pieces, they're out. Look at me. New hat $9.95, I'm done."

FIRST Chris Martin is standing behind the bar.
SECOND He is standing UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIRD He is standing up without a BEER in his hand !!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOURTH He is standing up with a towel on his hand.

This is a mime act of a man that made too many U-turns under the sheets sitting at a bar that he wasn't at.

"Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, Coke, no Pepsi."

a. It appears these two gents are listening to Chris...has anyone ever
    listened to Chris?
b. He has a rag in his hand -- he's never cleaned anything, ever...
c. Chris, in a bar, without a beer in his hand, no way... How'd I do?

Got a bar, a bartender, and ain't nobody drinkin!

I wouldn't trust my liquor inventory to my best customer.

"I'm tellin' you for the last time, dammit, don't come in here and fart like that again! I promise I'll shoot you! Look, only one customer is left!!!"

Could it be that Chris actually has two people listening to him? lol

Thanks for participating. Now here's the next one.

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