Ace photog Ron Lewis shot this photo of DRO Editor Jeff Burk (left) and NHRA President Tom Compton. Who says what to whom? Send your captions to backdoor@racingnetsource.com.

LAST MONTHíS WINNER

Excellent work, readers! We had a hard time picking just one winner. We took a poll of the staff and narrowed it down to the final four. With nobody changing their minds, the Large Editor literally threw his weight around and we decided the winner on the basis of the total poundage of votes. Therefore, the winner is Norman Wellman who submitted, "I donít care what Rick Stewart says, the starting line at Jurassic Raceway Park sucks."

HONORABLE MENTIONS

"Ed, I told you we canít pit here. The alligators will eat us."‚ Geno Terenzio

"Iíve got a call in to Indiana Jones. What the hell is this thing?"‚ Dave

"I told him this thing was no good for cutting grass and weeds, even with the weed sweepers on. But would he listen? NOOOoooooo!"‚ Richard Burbick