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DRO Editor, Publisher and photographer Jeff Burk took this photo of John Force, Tony Pedregon and Gene Simmons during the 2002 NHRA race in Las Vegas. Your usual assignment is to come up with a creative caption. Send your entries to backdoor@racingnetsource.com.

LAST MONTH'S CAPTION

Well, sports fans, we certainly got the responses to our December photo of DRO's Jeff Burk and NHRA prez Tom Compton. It was tough to pick just one winner, but we did. There were so many good captions that we have decided to share many of them with you. Think of it as a belated Christmas present.

Winner:

"So I waved my hands like this and then POOF! All the Pro Stock Trucks were gone." - Brian Lohnes

Honorable Mentions:

"Then Herbert turned and grabbed Lehman like this! It's a good thing they stopped it, or I would have gone over there and kicked both their asses."

"Really, Tom, there is a pistol under my left arm pit, so empty your pockets!"

"Hey, Tom, I hear you do a great Dougzilla impression."

"Burk, if I read one more damn story about what a great guy Bill Bader is. . ."

"So, Jeff, how long have you had those implants? Those are implants, aren't they?"

"Hands up. I'm taking all your money and increasing the payout for the alky classes."

"And on the seventh day we created VIP seating."

"Sleepy. . .very sleepy. When I snap my fingers you will believe ANYTHING we tell you!"

and finally, this P.S.: "At first I thought it was Louie Anderson holding up Wayne Newton for a sandwich!"

Snail mail your slide or photo to: At the Back Door, Racing Net Source, 114 E. Elm St. #8, O'Fallon, MO 63366. [Photo won't be returned unless you include a self-addressed stamped envelope]. E-mail your digitized photo (~ 4"x6" at 300 dpi) in JPEG format to backdoor@racingnetsource.com.

Limit one photo per person per month, please.

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