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This old photo by Ores Action Photography of a Wisconsin racer doing a fire burnout, certainly lends itself to our readers' creativity. So, get creative and send those captions to backdoor@racingnetsource.com.

LAST MONTH'S CAPTION

Well, we certainly are an anally retentive bunch, aren't we? Almost all of the entries for the February photo were . . .uh. . .focused on the posterior, shall we say. The winner was drawn out of a hat after the DRO staff narrowed it down to a final seven and couldn't get any further.

The winner is Michael Kohn, who submitted "I told you they would burn if you light a match!"

In no particular order, the other finalists are:

Dan Zier: "Hold on a sec. . .I forgot my beer!"

Randy Fish: "When regular over-the-counter laxatives failed to provide any relief for the aging promoter, Broadway Bob's doctor prescribed a new rocket-powered enema, which promised instant results."

Keith McCoy: "The original definition of a crotch rocket."

Stu Carey: "Besides being a world famous drag strip operator and promoter, few realized that Broadway Bob Metzler also participated in cutting edge medical technique development. This 1980's photo shows Bob in a flaming colonoscopy test session."

Don Rosenberry: "Maybe it would have been safer just to get some Preparation H."

J. Hines: "Big Daddy tried to tell me about those alien anal probes, but would I listen?"

Snail mail your slide or photo to: At the Back Door, Racing Net Source, 114 E. Elm St. #8, O'Fallon, MO 63366. [Photo won't be returned unless you include a self-addressed stamped envelope]. E-mail your digitized photo (~ 4"x6" at 300 dpi) in JPEG format to backdoor@racingnetsource.com.

Limit one photo per person per month, please.

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