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1/8/04
LAST MONTH'S WINNER
"Having been voted 'Most Popular
Girl on the NHRA Midway,' booth beauty, Misty, grew tired of having
her shapely buttocks groped while posing for photos with admiring fans.
As a result, she became the first model to have hand-recognition security
software implanted in the delicate skin of her lovely butt cheeks. Now,
if your hand is not an exact match to those recognized by her pre-programmed
software, you'll be immediately arrested and charged with sexual harassment."
-- Randy Fish
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Honorable Mentions
"Introducing Fram's new Tough Guard hand cleaner. Even
removes rearend grease!" -- Mark Case
"Gee, Grandpa, what big hands you have!" -- Geno
Terenzio
"Arnold (the Governor of California) was seen at the track
today, and would gladly give a hand to members of the drag racing
community." -- William Heritage
"Wow! Is that Susan Wade? Nice butt." -- John
Falcone
Sorry, John, it's not Susan.
-- Ed.
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your digitized photo (~ 4"x6" at 300 dpi) in JPEG format
to backdoor@dragracingonline.com.
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