It's a bird...It's a plane...It's the jet-engine-propelled Speeding Outhouse, built by Paul Stender and recently featured in Popular Science. Send your best captions to draginfo@niinet.net.

LAST MONTH'S WINNER

The winner of our December Back Door contest is Bill Purtmort, who submitted:

"Government sources denied inquiries as to whether the FBI was conducting domestic surveillance in El Paso."

Honorable Mentions

"I told you if it got any dirtier, it would take root." -- Keith Sears

"Scotty Cannon unveils his Tobasco-sponsored 'Killer Red Chile Pepper.'" -- Larry Sullivan