Okay, now here's one for you. Our close friend,
Tommy Motes, of Conyers, Georgia, got runner-up
in Pro on Saturday of a big two-day race in
late March at Atlanta Dragway, then won on Sunday.
Even with splits in the finals, he took home
nearly $2,000 in winnings. He averaged 0.525
lights, and his big-block, alky-driven dragster
ran dead-on each round, except for the times
he "womped" the throttle pedal on the top end.
How did he do it? "To tell you the truth, for
the first time in a long time, I was just relaxed
the whole weekend," he said. "I was by myself,
so I didn't have to deal with anybody else.
I just made rounds, came back and put fuel back
in the car, sat around and went up when it was
time. Plus (friend) Lloyd Kaylor said don't
drink any Cokes, so I didn't. I drank water
both days."
Chris Phillips, track manager for Montgomery
(Alabama) Motorsports Park, has seen some mighty
funny superstitions in his two years of running
the track. "Some people don't touch money the
whole weekend they're racing," he said. "They
run a tab on everything because they don't want
to touch any money. Then they pay their tab
when they're done. They'll say it's bad luck
otherwise. Some people won't accept a '50' (a
$50 bill) for change. Jerry Busby of Fairhope
(Alabama) won't even look at one. He turns his
head when you open the door to give him his
money, in case there's a '50' on top. He thinks
that if he sees a '50,' he won't win the next
round."
Some of Phillips' customers won't pick up their
winnings until the final day of the event is
over. "Picking up your winnings early, they
say, produces bad luck," he says. And almost
everybody he knows who races has a lucky stuffed
animal in their racecar. "I have one, a lucky
Pink Panther that I've had in every car since
the beginning. He's a pretty nasty thing, too,
by now," he says. And some racers won't go up
to staging unless a certain crew member is there
with them.
Then there's Tim Glover of Cumming, Georgia,
a good friend of mine and a former contributor
--- blurbs and all --- of Bracket Racing USA,
my old magazine. If wife Wanda, who is now retired
from racing, ever won a race, Tim would actually
go up to the starter and kiss him on the cheek.
Then he'd jump up and down and kiss the ground,
just like Christopher Columbus the explorer
(but not Christopher Columbus the bracket racer).
Glover was so particular about the weight of
the family's Camaro that he put the gas in with
a Gatorade bottle, so he would know exactly
how much the car would weigh when ready to go.
It must have worked --- Wanda was crowned the
NHRA Division 2 Sportsman champion one year.
"People are always giving their racecars names,"
Phillips says. "My blue dragster was called
'Alexandria,' but my (Bad News Travels Fast)
Vega wagon ain't done good enough for me to
have to give it a name," he says. His Camaro
is called 'Maximus,' after Russell Crowe's character
in the movie "Gladiator," but his white Vega
is just called "The Flying Fortress," like it
says on the sides of the door.
Even race engines carry their own superstition.
He remembers that once his good friend and past
NHRA U.S. Nationals Super Gas champ David Simmons
of Suwanee, Georgia, had a motor that carried
a name. "'Lucille,' maybe. I can't remember,"
he says. (Isn't that the name of B.B. King's
guitar? If I were to ever win the U.S. Nationals,
I wouldn't care what the name of my motor was.
Even if it was "Osama.")
Chip Horton, of Jesup, Georgia, is the 2002
IHRA Summit world bracket champion, the guy
who won the first IHRA bracket world series
and collected $111,000 for that win, plus a
new 40th-anniversary Grand Prix, a race-ready
Reher-Morrison big-block, big-hp engine, a Buell
motorcycle and a whole lot more. "That year
I won $221,000 total bracket racing," Horton
says. And by the way, he races with one leg
only, his right, after his left was amputated
in an off-road accident when he was a teenager.
Horton has his superstitions. "I won't race
a woman," he says. "I've raced them about a
hundred times, and 75 of those times I've been
beat by one. They have the edge on all men.
And I run the left lane only. I can't run the
right 'cause I have a post behind me that interferes
with my sight on the top end. I can see better
out of the left. I also pat the gas in the burnout
box. I'm afraid my old car (his '70s-era "Trinity"
Dodge) will break if I hold down on it. The
last time the engine was out of it was in 1993.
Hey, it's the original motor, with matching
numbers. My hood is welded on. I couldn't get
it out if I had to."
Alabama race promoter George Howard is all
set when one of his best racers, Kenny Underwood
of Tampa, Florida rolls through the front gate.
"He will not drive a car that has green on it,"
he says. "When he comes in the gate, he hands
his wallet to the person running the gate so
he won't have to touch the money. It's bad luck.
And one time we had to make up a white-colored
Million Dollar Race decal for him because the
ones we normally gave out for that race had
green in them. He'd take a Magic Marker and
color out the green otherwise."
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