TOTAL DECONSTRUCTION RECONSTRUCTION ... OR, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE
LADDER CHART, DADDY?
At
the end of last month's column, I hinted of a plan for reshaping the
face of national event competition. So this month, that's just what
you're gonna get! But let me lay out some thoughts that got me thinking
along these lines. In my opinion, drag racing has come down with a bad
case of the stags. As in, stagnant!
You can add all the "new" classes you want, but it all plays
out the same. You qualify, fill out the ladder chart, and the single
elimination tournaments within the tournament run to their conclusion.
Which has been pretty much how it's been since they stopped contesting
Top Eliminator. You know, where the Top Gas winner faced off with the
Top Fuel winner. Look it up in the dusty annals of the sport, if you
are interested. I guess the elim process was "refined" a bit
when the ladder chart changed from 1 vs 9, etc. to 1 vs 16, etc. I think
of that change as anything but an improvement, but that's a subject
for a different column. Business as usual has become too usual is my
estimation. So it's on to the deconstruction/reconstruction.
Rather than get into a long-winded layout of what should be, let me
instead lay out an event schedule, showing who races on what day and
in what manner. I will finish up with some rationales on why this would
be a better way for almost everybody.
FRIDAY
Pro Stock Bike: 1 qualifying round, 2 rounds of head-to-head competition,
capped with a two car final round
Pro Stock Truck: same setup as Pro Stock Bike
Top Fuel: 1 qualifying round
Funny Car: 1 qualifying round
Pro Stock: 1 qualifying round
SATURDAY
Pro Modified: 1 qualifying round, two rounds of head-to-head competition,
capped by a two-car final round
Alcohol Funny Car: same as Pro Mod
Alcohol Dragster: same as Pro Mod
Top Fuel: 2 qualifying rounds
Funny Car: 2 qualifying rounds
Pro Stock: 2 qualifying rounds
SUNDAY
Top Fuel: 3 rounds of head-to-head competition, capped by a two-car
final round
Funny Car: same as Top Fuel
Pro Stock: same as Top Fuel
Pretty shocking, huh? And pretty confusing if you didn't read last
month's column. That's the one in which I called for the end of qualifying
as we know it. Let all the Pros entered have a shot at the brass ring
(TV time). Give 'em some points for the qualifying round, but don't
eliminate anyone before the real racing starts. Now let's get down to
some of the reasons this approach would be a good thing -- good for
the sport, that is.
Let's look at Friday first. Both pro classes listed have a lot of supporters
and a lot of enemies. One has a super-star who can't keep a sponsor;
the other is a class without a country, but has enough hardware lying
around to take over a small country. Throw in a lawsuit scenario, and
you've got a less than stellar attraction. I say give 'em their own
day when they can be the "Big Deals," throw out an olive branch
to make the lawsuit go away, and maybe, just maybe, you have a Friday
night show that could out-draw the present reality. And don't forget,
you still get to see Pro Stock, Top Fuel and Funny Car in a prime time
presentation.
On to Saturday! To me, Pro Mod and the two other blown alcohol classes
are pretty much the same. Maybe that's grossly oversimplified, but that's
just how I see it. All three classes have their appeal and their followers.
But I do consider all three groups to be professional racers. And they
deserve their share of the national event pie. But they are not the
Top Three, and at this stage would be better served having their "moment"
at some other time than while the Top Three are having theirs. And once
again, for those who must have Nitro, the Saturday slate calls for an
afternoon and night session for T/F and F/C.
Now for Sunday. Think two dozen Top Fuelers, thirty Funny Cars, and
forty or so Pro Stockers. Now multiply those figures by three rounds
of competition, and whatta ya got? Ya got a helluva lotta pro cars making
a helluva lotta runs! And what could be wrong with that? More to the
point, what's overwhelmingly right about it is this? All those runs
add up to more exposure for those who have sponsors. And all that opportunity
for exposure may be what the sport needs to attract the interest of
corporate America.
The linchpin of this plan is, of course, television. Content is what
all mass media entertainment concerns are always looking for. Be it
Speed Channel, ESPN2, or some venture still a glint in some suit's eye,
it seems to me there would be a place to get all of this on TV. Five
hundred channels is 500 channels, after all! Why not put some drag racing
shows on to fill up some of those time slots? It is up to drag racing
to make the product interesting enough to attract the programmers. If
you can do that, it's an even-money bet that corporate America will
be close behind.
There is a lot I haven't addressed here. Hey, NHRA ain't paying me
a consultant fee so far as I know, so they will have to fill in the
holes. The sportsman racers will be there, God only knows why. But that's
another subject for another time. Maybe NHRA could hire some jet car
acts for Sunday's slack time. Those guys gotta make a living too, ya
know.
And one other thing. If a given field has twenty or so people in the
mix on race day, it makes it harder to "fix" a race. Don't
like that expression? Too bad, that is exactly what happens from time
to time, and it costs the sport credibility in the eyes of the mainstream
press. And that cannot be a good thing.
Anyway, I think this setup has more up side than down. I can already
hear the
traditionalists screaming. Hey, time marches on guys! Time to dust off
the
1320 setup and put out something new and improved.
Let me know what ya think. Just keep it civil -- this doesn't rise
to the level of national security.
Later!
racer4339@aol.com
photo by Jeff Burk
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