Armstrong: That was a good lap, and I'll tell you we're real close. We haven't run that fast, but I'm telling you, me and Wes (Cerny - mechanical advisor and one of the first invader's of the five-second zone). This thing is really going to run on the other end and the
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computer (incrementals) tell me 300 is not at all out of the question, and that it's going to happen soon.

Learned Observer: How soon?

Armstrong (without missing a beat): Get your ticket for Gainesville.

Learned Observer (to himself): Right.

And you know the rest. In Friday qualifying, Bernstein ran the number. No one else ran better than a 290 in the remaining sessions. Oddly enough, the winner wasn't Bernstein if you recall. Eddie Hill clocked a 293.54 (the best speed by anyone other than the Budweiser King) in the first round and, as to rub salt into my gaping wounds, ran the sport's lowest E.T. with a blistering 4.80 in the second round.

Of course, Bernstein stole the headlines as he backed up the 301.70 with a pair of 299.30s, and I was in a darkened garage polishing off the barrel of Armas .38 special. Flat-tire frustration thrown in the blender of tragedy.

Fortunately, I pulled out of that tailspin and instead polished off a 12-pack before coming out of hiding, licking those wounds until I could find the time to tell you all about my broken heart.
 
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