On the twelfth day of the season my crew chief sent to me: Twelve hemis thumping,Eleven starters starting, Ten parachutes billowing, Nine announcers yakking, Eight headers flaming, Seven trophies shining, Six slicks a churning, Five rear leaf springs, Four Thunderbirds, Three autograph pens, Two driving gloves And absolutely, without a doubt, unambiguous, ^%$#@ orders to use my new practice tree! |