Timed trials were led by May 24th SCSS runner-up Tony
Huff's 454-cubic inch '67 Camaro (11.27/120.93), Todd Weishaupt's
Illinois '67 396 Chevelle (11.17/117.63), and 2004 SCSS
event winner George Wahby's wild 350 Chevy-powered '71
Ford Pinto (a career-best 11.00/120.57). Just prior to
the start of the official qualifying period, however, first-time
SCSS entrant Greg Elliott launched his nondescript green
'69 Nova to an amazing 10.25 at 133.22 mph to overwhelm
the rest of the field.
Elliott's 383-cubic inch small block-powered beast made
only one other run only thirty minutes later, an official
10.32 at 133.04 mph, and waited in the pits while the rest
of the field waged all-out war to gain a spot in the incredibly
quick field. Wahby's diminutive Pinto broke into the ten-second
zone with a best-ever 10.88/120.67 and later returned with
another 11.00/120.57. David Starns' familiar silver '91
355 Mustang took over the third slot with an 11.23/120.47
effort and Weishaupt's Chevelle hit 11.41/115, but all
were light years from Elliott's almost stock-appearing
Nova.
Meanwhile, Kolkmeyer had opened with an 11.65/121.49 and
later hit an 11.32/121.70 but found himself in the fifth
position when qualifying ended. Kolkmeyer made yet another
timed trial after the conclusion of qualifying, clocking
a great 11.24/121.31 (one of his quickest runs ever) and
headed back to the pits. As Kolkmeyer later recalled, "That's
when I heard the announcer calling me to the staging lanes."
As Elliott waited in front of the main grandstands for
an opponent to appear, attrition was once again becoming
apparent. Wahby, concerned about handling difficulties
experienced on his runs, had left the property. Starns'
Mustang was missing in action after its first and only
attempt. Huff's Camaro ran into several problems, including
a broken header collector. For the second time in three
weeks, Kolkmeyer found himself in the championship round!
Kolkmeyer later recounted, "I pulled in front of
the grandstands and a friend said to me, 'Dude, you can't
win. You may as well just stage, lay on the horn, launch
on the first yellow light, and just try to scare the hell
out of him!' I mean, the guy was running 10.30s!" However,
when Kolkmeyer left the starting line in the final round,
he was playing for keeps. A brilliant 0.037 Reaction Time
gave the Camaro pilot a quarter-second holeshot. Even more
incredible, however, was the fact that Elliott's Nova stumbled
badly off the line and never recovered. "I couldn't
see him anywhere down there," said Kolkmeyer while
accepting his second trophy in fourteen days. "You
have to remember that this is my only car. It's my daily
driver. So, when I didn't see him, I wasn't going to risk
hurting the car. I just got off the throttle and coasted
across the finish line. It was crazy!"
For the second consecutive event, the sixteen qualifiers
included big blocks, small blocks, Fords, Chevys, Pontiacs,
Chryslers, and both four-cylinder and six-cylinder entries.
Jason Ebenrick's silver turbocharged Toyota Supra from
Festus, MO, was the quickest of the six-cylinders with
a great 11.78/121.87 pass which qualified tenth, followed
by the turbo Buick Regal V6s of Mark Brokaw (12.20/112.36)
and Scott Keller (12.40/107).
"Z-Eater" Asmir Catic qualified for the sixth
time in eight completed events, keeping the St. Louis Mustang
racer atop the 2005 SCSS Season Championship race with
Huff and Kolkmeyer tied for second place with five qualifying
efforts each. Chevrolet has taken the lead in the Manufacturers'
Championship standings with four wins, followed by Ford
with three wins and Dodge with one win.
DragRacingOnline.com SPORT TUNER SHOWDOWN RESULTS -- 5/31/2005
WINNER: Patrick Jacobsmeyer, St. Louis, MO, 1991 122 Talon,
0.053, 12.113, 116.67 mph
RUNNER-UP: Justin Bondurant, Fenton, MO, 2004 146 Neon,
0.153, 12.030, 118.18 mph
While the SCSS program was wild, the DRO Sport Tuner Showdown
was easily the most entertaining battle seen in the 2005
season. With the $50 cash bonus from DragRacingOnline.com
editor Jeff Burk still available for the first driver to
record an 11-second elapsed time during a qualifying or
final round pass, the war again came down to the two most
prolific competitors in the new class, Patrick Jacobsmeyer
(shown) and Justin Bondurant.
Despite a tremendous field of Sport Tuner racers in which
the top five qualifiers were under 12.78 seconds (any vehicles
other than Rear-Wheel-Drive 6-cylinder and RWD 8-cylinder
cars are permitted) the qualifying war between Jacobsmeyer's
Talon and Bondurant's Neon was one of the most intense
imaginable. Shortly after official runs commenced, Jacobsmeyer's
white All-Wheel-Drive Eagle threw down the gauntlet with
a 12.100 at 115.59 mph. Seventeen minutes later, Bondurant's
blue FWD Dodge proved it would be a race with a 12.19/115.38.
Twenty-two minutes later, Jacobsmeyer hit a 12.081/115.22.
Twenty-four minutes after that, Bondurant ran 12.099 at
117.70 mph...and made another pass in less than a half-hour
to record a 12.084 at 117.74!
Although the two were only three thousandths of a second
apart in qualifying, Jacobsmeyer clinched the sixteenth
spot in the second-quickest SCSS field ever with his 12.081
effort while Bondurant failed to earn a decal with his
12.084 best! Amazingly, machines like Kyle Belobrajdic's
black '96 Eagle Talon (12.28/108.42), Brian Orsborn's red
'04 Neon SRT-4 (12.65/117.13), and Bill Hensley's silver
'03 Mistubishi Evo (12.78/108.06), were never even contenders
for a final-round berth.