I'm a mean mojo...
Yes I am...
and when it comes to racin'...
I'm a bad racin' man...

So if you come to the track...
And you've got a plan...
I'll show you your
Trailer...
'Cause I'm a mean
Mojo Man...

So when the lights drown...
And the dust is all clear...
Look for me...
Look for my
Rear...

Way down the track...
And after the win...
That's just my drag chute...
Flowin' in the wind...

So...You'll never beat me...
'Cause I'm so much faster...

Ain't no use cryin'...
You' can't beat
The Master.

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