MERRY
CHRISTMAS
'NITRO FISH

By Bob Fisher
12/12/03

Lights On The Houses; Lights On The Tree

Is Force Gonna' Announce Who's Drivin' Before Christmas Of "03"?

There's A List A Mile Long

But You Want To Pick The Right One, Don't Want To Be Wrong

Can't Be Too Old, Can't Be A Kid

Don't Want The Car To End Up On Its Lid

So I Was Just Thinking The Thing To Do

A Survival Show Starring You Know Who

Force Finds An Island And Takes The Drivers To Be

And Cuts Them All Loose To Live On The Beach And In Trees

Force Says Now Listen This Could Be The Cure

For The Driver That Wants To Race On The Powerade Tour

Like They Say Separates The Men From The Boys

And It Ought To Be Easy Working Without Any Noise

Coil And Bernie Could Think Of Things They Could Do

Like Build A Grass Hut And Keep It Clean Too

Run On Some Hot Coals And Maybe Some Glass

And If They Don'T Do It Right Let Coil Chew Out Their Butt

And If He's Still Here And Still Wants To Drive

See How He Does An Interview After He'S Been On Fire

These Are The Things I Think Would Be Cool

And Look At The Exposure On T.V. For Force Too

But I'm Thinking As Santa Pulls His Sleigh With All Those Reindeer

We Ain't Gonna Know Nothing Till The First Of The Year

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