| FUNNY
CAR |
| Gary
Scelzi |
Oakley
Time Bomb |
3
to 1 |
Rancid's
lyrics of "White coat, black shoes,
black hat, the boy's a time bomb" says
it all. Will walk away with it. . .maybe. |
| John
Force |
Castrol |
3.5
to 1 |
He's
gotten well, hasn't he? A strong shot for
the final. |
| Del
Worsham |
CSK |
4
to 1 |
Some
of the racers used to call him "Opie."
Ha, ha. More like Ernest T. Bass to me.
And that's a compliment. |
| Whit
Bazemore |
Matco |
5
to 1 |
Some
say Whit spears a win. Could be. Beard'll
tell. |
| Gary
Densham |
Auto
Club |
6
to 1 |
Budget
cuts wound another teacher. Still, he won
Brainerd. |
| Tony
Pedregon |
Castrol |
7
to 1 |
Qual
es la problema con este grupo? Numero uno
en Agosto, numero uno en Noviembre? |
| Dean
Skuza |
Meatloaf |
8
to 1 |
Hey,
Dean, don't let your. . . . A runner-up
at Sonoma shows he still can do a finale. |
| Tim
Wilkerson |
Levi-Ray-Shoup |
10
to 1 |
Brainerd
runner-up, World Series winner. Step aside,
chums. |
| Cruz
Pedregon |
Advance
Auto |
11
to 1 |
Seabass
Vera Cruz for the rest of the field. No,
not really. |
| Johnny
Gray |
CSK |
12
to 1 |
Outlook
gray. Hard to say, makes enough power, but
he don't win, dude. |
| Ron
Capps/Tommy Johnson Jr. |
Skoal |
12.5
to 1 |
Package
deal and what is the deal? Fueler runs great,
but the two "flops" are doing
just that. |
| Scotty
Cannon |
Oakley |
13
to 1 |
Might
be looking through rose-colored glasses
if he expects a win. |
| Frank
Pedregon |
K&N
Filters |
15
to 1 |
Kaboom
at Sonoma. Tough way to get exposure for
the sponsor. |
| Bob
Gilbertson |
|
17
to 1 |
Revived
Jungle Jim's act. Probably should have done
the same for his own. |
| PRO
STOCK |
| Listed
in order of (perhaps) finish |
| Greg
Anderson |
Vegas
Construction |
|
The
millennium's only new pro star. We may have
the next Glidden or W.J. in this category. |
| Jeg
Coughlin |
JEG'S |
|
Cough-cough-Coughlin.
The yellow peril, the Hepatitis C of Pro
Stock. |
| Scott
Geoffrion |
Blakeney
Racing |
|
Third?
You're upset? Too bad. He's a pal of mine
and so is Alderman. |
| Warren
Johnson |
GM
Goodwrench |
|
Who?
The National Dragster writer. Okay, enough.
. . |
